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Pizza Sitting

Where you take one slice out of a pizza pie and then sit on the remaining pie (with the missing slice lined up between your legs) and then cum in the empty slice spot. You can also eat said slice while cumming or cum onto the slice to feed to someone or have sex on the pie so long as someone is sitting on the pizza pie as described above.
Man what’s going on with that pizza pie?! Oh yeah, my roommate Dan has a serious pizza sitting fetish. Third one this week. SMH
by SparksJoy January 1, 2022
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Mystic Pizza

Mystic Pizza is a term used to describe the fake facade or false representation of items owned, success earned, and the false personas entertainers portray in their content. It is commonly used by rappers, musicians, actors, and social media influencers to acquire more viewership and subscriptions, listeners, and followers.

The term is a reference to the 1988 coming-of-age film “Mystic Pizza’’ starring 20-year-old Julia Roberts in her breakout role. Filmed locally in Mystic, Connecticut. The story centers on the love lives of sisters Daisy (Roberts) and Kat Arujo (Annabeth Gish) and their friend Jojo Barboza (Lili Taylor), who all work in the local pizzeria.

Over the years, the real Mystic Pizza shop, which opened in 1973, has become one of the village’s main tourist attractions. Even 30 years later, most of the filming locations remain recognizable, inside and out, with stories of their own to tell. Displaying the fake persona in which fans of the movie still believe that the story behind the movie was a true story.
I cannot believe she would stoop as low as to pay someone for mystic pizza to get more listeners?!
by Joey Murder June 5, 2024
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Pizza-jerky

Culinary euphemism pertaining to a week-old slice of pizza that the DOG wouldn't touch, when one is REALLY hungry.

Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...
"Being completely out of Ramen-noodle soup, Dave had pizza-jerky for breakfast".
by StangFtl February 1, 2010
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Carpet Pizza

When pizza has sat out so long, it starts to look more like carpet than pizza.
by Georgesgrapes March 20, 2022
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Cheese Pizza

Code for ordering 14+ child at a pizza place, for a "pizza party," for younger they will request green or fried green tomatoes.
He was really hard for the pizza party he and his friends were preparing as he ordered 2 cheese pizzas.
by pornstitute August 14, 2025
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Black Pizza

When a person gets the cops called on them and somehow gets themselves arrested in seconds if not minutes.
Seeing people pull a black pizza on YouTube is entertaining as hell.
by YuOfTheNight March 18, 2024
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rotten pizza

Uncool. Sucks. Bad. Boring. Laaaaaame. The opposite is “fresh pizza”.
That’s rotten pizza. He’s so rotten pizza. Rotten pizza, dude. Rotten pizza vibes.
by Rotten pizza April 13, 2025
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