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Pack of Scrats

After a night of ingesting copious amounts of drugs and alcohol, your morning mud blast ratio is 90/10. 90% paints the bowl, and 10% gets caught in the hairy jungle of your ass.

You're so hungover you nod off on the toilet while the 10% coagulates into dingleberries attached to your ass hair, resembling a pack of rats swarming in a brush pile.
The morning after partying at a show, Mike passed out on the toilet and woke up with a Pack of Scrats between the cheeks. He had to take a shower to properly exterminate them.
by CitricAcidCycle February 10, 2025
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Santa Fe Packing Company

A brand of salsa that has an anthropomorphic cactus.
Position Santa Fe Packing Company Salsa and Con Queso as the authentic salsa of the southwest that serves as the perfect ingredient for a variety of menu items, not just a dipping sauce. Leverage the spoke-charachter, Spike, in all marketing and communication messages.
by Wendysfg August 26, 2023
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cracker pack

A group of white people not wearing masks or social distancing during a pandemic.
I saw a cracker pack having a party at their house.
by Cork888 October 6, 2020
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F-Pack

An awesome accessory that students, professionals, cyclists, and falconers wear around their mid-section to maximize carry capacity on adventures or quests. Not to be confused with "Fanny Packs," the F-pack is more streamlined and not worn by overweight, white people from the Mid-Western United States.
"Please remove belts, shoes, and F-Packs before entering the security line"
by F-Pack June 18, 2014
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Snack Pack

Dude, check out that snack pack! Every one of those girls is fine as hell!
by TheArmchairAnarchist March 28, 2021
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div 10 pack luck

either a man or a woman who pulls a member of the opposite sex who is out of their league
joe: damn bro have u seen judes new girlfriend?
fred: yeah bro she's an 11/10 and he's funny lookin
joe:*sighs* kmt div 10 pack luck
by #90 June 3, 2023
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pride of the pack

The feelings of accomplishment you manage to fit your whole asshole back inside yourself
"When i finally got my whole asshole back inside myself I truly felt 'the pride of the pack'"
by PatchyScratchy July 9, 2023
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