Real

of fixed property (i.e., land and buildings), as distinct from personal property.

"he lost nearly all of his real holdings"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

Amazingly stupid real facts

It is when people make a random r/technallythetruth thing that is so stupid and nobody needed to know that it gets upvotes even though we don't need that information for life like for example "Humans are humans ".

YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE OF AN Amazingly stupid real facts

by YAYMANYAY January 31, 2022

Real ones

There's never going to be a last of the real ones, unless humans go extinct (which wouldn't be a bad thing for every other species). There will always be more real ones, long after the real ones of today are gone forever.

There's always going to be more real ones, though they won't replace the real ones before them during the time they are alive.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

The real Funtime bonnie

Its bon-bon dumbass

*Funtime Freddy* HeY, bOn-BoN gO gEt Em! *Bon-Bon* Freddy can you tell them i exist and am The real Funtime bonnie

by Freddy Fastbear May 23, 2022

On the For Reals

most definitely going downtown

yo, that shit is on the for reals

by psquare August 21, 2008

Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

Puerto Real

Dwarf town belonging to the province of Cadiz (Andalusia), in which you will not have any future if you live in it.
The few young people left in it go away for work or die of poverty.

I stayed to live in Puerto Real and now I dedicate myself to collect coquinas.
My best friend lives in Puerto Real, so he's a fucking cani.
I'm going to buy in Carrefour, oh no, I forgot that I live in Puerto Real.

by Alejandros de los comunismos July 12, 2017