National Suicide Day

National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger group of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.

Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.

by aternis October 26, 2020

National Cat Day

The best time of year, and obviously best time for cats. This wonderful holiday lands on December 25. You must respect this day and treat your kitty cat like a king and queen, or else...

Friend 1: hey speaking of cats, what's the date tommorow?

Friend 2: December 25th, don't you have a phone?

Friend 1: oh! Its national Cat Day! Bye gotta go buy gifts for my dear cat!

Friend 2: ...what?

by DaCatDud September 29, 2021

National pornstar day

National pronstar day is a special day only few may know of. It was a day started many years ago by a smart man bobs boners

“Hey Linda know what day it is ? it’s national pornstar day!” “ I can’t wait to make sandwiches for all those hungry pornstars”

by nicloga May 20, 2020

National smile day

National smile day is on June 8 you have to smile to everyone you see at school, strangers, everybody 😂

Ohhh bro did u know it’s national smile day pass by her and smile at her she’ll probably ask you out!!

by Kushshs June 12, 2018

National a Connor/Conner

this day is october 15th. do you know a connor/connor? give him a kiss

today is National a Connor/Conner day!! have fun

by enchanted kingdom October 14, 2019

National finger day

August 3rd grab you girl from behind and finger that private standing up don’t stop until her legs are shaking and shes begging for mercy

Guy:Babe come here
Girl:why
Guy:*grabs from behind and fingers private *
Girl:why did you do that
Guy:its august 3rd national finger day
Girl:oh yea wanna go again 😏

by Posseum October 15, 2021

national demon day

National demon day is on November 28

People born on this day are uncommon and rude when they want to be however are the definition of a demon because of how mean and how odd they are

National demon day is on November 28 for people who are usually feared.

by Tom Wesley June 23, 2020