leftover john

That person that doesn’t finish his food even tho they were really hungry

Ben: yo what you gonna get?
Conner: idk bro im so hungry id eat a cow

2 hours later

Ben: you barely even ate anything

Conner: im too full
Ben: yo momma should of named you leftover john

by Collins5 August 14, 2020

Lefty

who

?lefty

by Mhanpou October 30, 2020

Leftbait

(on the internet) articles or posts created to enrage people in the belief that left wing activists are trying to get beloved songs, videos, traditions, etc banned because they are deemed as offensive.

Example:
Person 1: “Why did you share that leftbait on my wall? You know, the post about people wanting to make Santa Claus a woman?”

Person 2: “Because you need to see how ridiculous it’s getting! Santa Claus is a man! Why do we need to change him into a woman?”

Person 1: “No one wants to change Santa Claus, it’s people trying to get you pissed off at feminists for no fucking reason!”

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Further reading, see (but know they are leftbait);
Activists want to ban “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”.
Feminists want to change Santa Claus into a woman.
Fans want “Baby Yoda” removed from Disney+ because “Baby Yoda” ate “endangered” eggs.
Non-Christians want to remove town Christmas Trees
People want to change human kind to person kind, man kind to person kind, Hebrew to Webrew, Mailman to Personperson
Et cetra...

by TheRobbEllison November 26, 2020

Leftover Pumpkin

The discharge leftover from anal sex using the innards of a gourd or root vegetable as a lubricant.

Joe: Damn! Smells funky in here!

Caity: yeah, got some leftover pumpkin around

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 27, 2020

Leftover KFC

It is literal cum. It is one of the greatest late night snack to have while playing fortnite.

“Oh yeah i had leftover kfc last night”

by Johnson Giver December 9, 2020

Leftitty

Your left boob

So...years ago in my younger days....was at the club...dancing...and my front clasp bra broke...girls were poppin out.... went to ladies room as my friend had super glue in case she broke a fake nail....
I. Glued. My. Finger. To. The. Clasp. And. The. Clasp. To. My. Leftitty...don't drink n glue yall....just. don't.

by PrincessKinza January 5, 2021

Leftover Pizza

When the girl wants that suck, so invites you over for ‘leftover pizza’

Hey Martin! Would you like to come over for some leftover pizza?

by BigSchlongKing March 11, 2021