human turret

Someone who stares at you from across the room before sneaking up on you when you're not looking.

Why is Tom staring at me?
Probably just a human turret, being new.
See creep.

by Derpinson April 7, 2014

human wikipedia

Someone who is smart and knows generally about anything, but ends up giving either false or too much information.

Example A
Me: Bob, do you know about the Boston Red Sox?
Bob: The Boston Red Sox is an American professional baseball team based in Boston, Massachusetts, founded in 1901. Their uniform consists of a standard baseball cap and shirt, and specifically red socks, hence the name of the team "Boston Red Sox". The Boston Red Sox is currently a member in the Major League Baseball's American League Eastern Division.

Me: K den.

Example B
Me: What's inside a hot pocket anyways?
Bob: Peanut butter, jelly, and two slices of bread.
Me: That's why it tastes like meat, thanks Human Wikipedia!

by So... November 7, 2013

Human

The worst evolution of a living creature can have >:(

homo sapien neanderthalensis: Let's turn back my fellow monkes the thing which i will evovle into is a human (>_<)

by LOLman42069 May 8, 2021

toxic humans never coming

never

toxic humans never coming on eli

by phouw April 8, 2025

Humanality

(n.) The activity and art of humans engaging physical and metaphysical reality.

She wanted more than just to exist. She wanted to live life to the fullest, to see, to do, to thrive, coloring in the picture of her life with humanality.

by literarylips November 14, 2023

Humans

Humans are a species of mammals. They are the most intelligent creatures on the planet, as they have developed complicated technology and machines. They are also known for creating websites and apps to rot your brain.

Humans suck!

by a definitioner January 21, 2024

When an Elephant Befriends a Human

When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.

Nothing occurs less than when an Elephant befriends a human!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024