Mad david

so cringy it gives you goosebumps.

Kevin>That's not 3 out of 3.. that's 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro

by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024

David wolfe

David He is so fine he doesn't know how fine an funny he is .he is the dread head of my dreams

Tay:who is that's fine dread in the hallway?

Me: that's David wolfe he is the dread head of my dreams

by Impossible lovergirl March 5, 2024

David

David: a guy who loves watching things like anime and football.

What's david doing? oh it's ok he's just doing some art.

by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022

DAVID

A KERSHNER

THAT DAVID IS BEING A DAVID AGAIN

by thekershnerofallkershners February 2, 2023

David Smusz

pog. the definition of swag. got that drip 10000000000. EPIC GAMER MOMENTTT POGGGG

"You know that David Smusz guy? Yea... he's pretty pog ngl"

by Puplanet February 9, 2021

John David

Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.

Guy:”is that John david over there?”
Guy17:”I don’t know who that is but he seems nice”

by Yourmumthersdestroyer January 4, 2022

David

A gay person who suck more dick then Lana rhodes. His balls hasn’t dropped from his stomach yet and his cock is 3mm, oye thats a David!

A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.

A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.

O have you seen David?

- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!

We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!

by [e-mail] November 23, 2021