Soft serve ice cream

Partner A lies on their back, with their mouth open. Partner B then defecates in the mouth, but swirling it upwards to resemble a soft serve ice cream.

"That girl is so hot, I want to give her the soft serve ice cream until she pukes."

by Lord Death Blog April 30, 2005

Sponge cake and cream cheese

"Good." Both are food items associated with angelic or heavenly imagery (angel food cake, the cream cheese commercials with the angel eating bagels). Plus, both can be really good. Note that "sponge cake" and "cream cheese" are two separate entities, rather than a single dish. It's not that the situation would be as good as sponge cake with cream cheese, but that they are both delicious in their own right.

"If the copy machine doesn't break, then it'll all be sponge cake and cream cheese."

by Amanda Smith with the aid of Margot Landen September 4, 2005

Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket

Taking a dump inside of a girl's mouth. Then shooting a load inside of her nose. Finally, you punch her in the nose. This way the "strawberries & cream" flows down into the maw filled with the hot pocket.

He finally found himself a freaky enough girl to allow a Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket done to her. It left her with a bloody nose and a bad taste in her mouth.

by Aisman January 7, 2011

Star Spangled Ice Cream

Ice Cream company offering Super-Premium Ice cream which donates 10% of its profits to conservative causes and displays conservative themes on its packaging.

"I hate the French Vanilla"

by Damien Sharpe January 30, 2004

washington ice cream sandwich

When a gentleman takes a crap into a woman's vagina, then ejaculates, then takes a second crap into the woman's vagina creating a brown, white, brown appearance then screws that mess until he comes again.

Michael really gave Karli a Washington Ice Cream Sandwich last night!

by hotpocket22334 August 3, 2010

reverse boston cream

when a male ejaculates into a woman's mouth and she slowly spits it back into the pee hole... delicious

This girl gave me a reverse boston cream pie and now I have to go to the doctor for this UTI.

by Boston Robby Bobby Pudding Pie March 6, 2011

oatmeal cream pie surprise

The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or vaginal sex until ejaculation.

Dude, I gave that bitch an oatmeal cream pie surprise!

by Adam Bucknasty April 10, 2008