Fake Brother

I person who cares about you in a brotherly way. Someone who shows you love and hate at the same time. Someone who is overprotective over you about boys. A person who shows you off to all of his friends and tells his family about you. They are also a person who you can talk to and they will comfort you.

That's my brother.
Your blood brother.
No, my fake brother.
Oh well, he treats you like his sister.

by Preiod March 4, 2022

Little brother

Little brothers are annoying. Go away if you are one

Person 1: do you have a little brother?
Person 2: *sighs* yes
Person 1: I’m I’m so sorry

by Is that a simp ew May 22, 2021

brother broth

when a group of guys all jizz in the same cup, etc.

me and my teammates made some brother broth today in the locker room.

by HEAD-ASS44 August 11, 2021

Jungle Brothers

When two men have contacted the same STD from the same sexual partner.

“Yo, I heard you banged Adrian.”
“Yea, what about it?”
“She has Herpes, dude. We’re jungle brothers!”

by junglelover August 17, 2021

coconut brothers

Two or more very close friends form a pact by placing their testicles on a large stone and smashing their testicles with coconuts. The testicles will not be able to function, resulting in no further procreation. Coconut brothers is a bond that will last a lifetime and will be cherished between the brothers

Yoo dude you wanna become coconut brothers?

by brugley August 21, 2021

Dear Brother

A song performed by Puscifer, on the Donkey Punch The Night Album.
Decent beat, and decent lyrics.

Dear Brother is one of those songs that you can relate to many of life's stupid issues..

by REBel Siren August 27, 2021

brother

Brother is to white men what brotha is to black men.

A friendly greeting from one white man to another, usually between those who have some sort of affiliation or kinship, whether that be in an activity, hobby, or in friendship.

Hey brother, how’s it going?

by Jack Merry June 8, 2021