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Emily

Emily is a red-haired, freckle covered bitch who shoves granola bars up your ass.
“Did you guys hear about that Bitch Emily? She totally shoved a granola bars up Zach’s ass.
by Powersmash April 25, 2025
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Emily

The literal best and funniest person to walk the planet.
Person1: Oh that person is the literal best and funniest person to walk the planet

Person2: That’s because they are called Emily
by Cheesecake is for legends December 8, 2019
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Emily

'Emily cooks nice couscous'
by Guy who had couscous March 31, 2019
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Emily. What is a Emily. When you have a Emily, never let go. Emily has been through serious dark times and still manages to fake a smile and therefore making everybody happy. When she is alone at night, she cries. She suffers with mental issues but you would never know b/c when Emily is around people she is bold, funny, scary, intelligent, sporty and sometimes violent. But when you really get to know a Emily, you will find out that she won't tell you anything as she thinks it's a burden to people.

She'll fight for you, hold you, love you, accept you. She takes care of her friends, brings in food for them if they need and always ask if they are okay. A Emily has friends that will treat her wrong, be rude about the way she is, yell at her, but Emily is always willing to be happy even thought she may want to die.

Emily has had her heartbroken and has broken hearts but she is always on the look out for love and they guy that will make her happy. Her past relationships may make her reluctant but she is willing to love somebody if they love and accept her.

She is beautiful but she doesn't know. A lot of boys like her. When she gets compliments, she'll shy back and feel nervous.

If you ever have a chance to have a Emily, take it and cherish her for the rest of your life b/c she'll make you feel the luckiest person in the world
Friend 1- Are you alright Emily
Emily- *didn't sleep that night and cried* Yeah, I'm alright, you?

Friend 1- Who is the best friend in the world?
Friend 2- Emily
Friend 3- I wish I had a Emily

Boy 1- Hey, did you hear about the new girl
Boy 2- What about her?
Boy 3- I heard she is so different from all the other girls
Boy 2- Really?!?!
Boy 1- ALL of the boys want her
by Nobody Girl13 October 23, 2020
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Emily

Emily is the most amazing person ever. She’s kind, beautiful, caring, and incredibly funny. Is she only kind of smart? yes.. but shes amazing nonetheless. If you find an Emily, hold on to her. She’s special and she is one in a million. She always brightens up a room and she never fails to make someone smile. The name Emily will always hold a special place in everyone’s hearts. Especially mine.
Girl 1: I have a girlfriend!! Her name is Emily.

Girl 2: Oh my god really!?!? You’re so lucky, I bet shes amazing.
by raee <3 November 21, 2023
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Emily: “I just ordered thirty frying pans from Amazon!”

Susan Michelle Abigail Marie: “Omg Emily you’re such a crackhead!”
by BurnTheHomosexuals February 11, 2022
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Emily

A stain that won’t get off your shirt that is so revolting it makes you want to throw up also can be known as shit, stink, dirt, and lastly Dougootybooty
damn there is an Emily on my shirt
by Dagootybooty January 27, 2022
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