Brother

A brother is someone who constantly beat you up, break your dreams, supresses you, make you look bad in front of your patents, eat your candy, snitch to your parents and wake you up with a knife one inch from your head!

Still (it appears) your parents say that it's your brother and you should love each other unconditionally. If you're home alone with your brother for a day or two, i wouldn't wonder if you newer woke up again, or woke up with a pillow presses to your face.

But on the other hand, if you where the only child in the house, you would probably suffer from diabetes...

Me: "My back hurt and i don't believe in myself"
Friend: "I'd hate to have a brother"
The most anxious, depressed and unpopular guy at school: "I have 3"

by Jimmy Jackson Potter November 06, 2019

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A male or male-ish person who is either the greatest friend you'll ever get or your sibling.
If someone calls you their brother they love you, unless you're actually their brother, in that case they hate you.

-"I'm so proud of my brother!"
-"Believe me, you don't want an actuall brother."

by That's a name August 05, 2019

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someone who is not related through blood but more then just a regular friend. One that is ride or die and cares about your well-being and you being successful. Will piss you off sometimes and maybe threaten to fuck you up. But the bond you guys have will never break you apart. Brother.

I got you brother

by Realones78 April 08, 2019

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“BROTHER” is another term that people in Surrey use against Indo-Canadians or Indians who immigrated to Surrey. Originally coming from Indians working in 7/11 to Taxi Driving. It is like the N word for Indians by mocking them with their Accent and stereotypes.

“OMG BROTHERRRR YOURE SO BADDDD”
“BROTHERRR ARE YOU OK?”
“HELLO BROTHER WELCOME TO 7/11”
“BROTHERR MANNN”

by BRUDDA ARE YOU OKAY? August 26, 2023

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