jacob

a bitch. the most manipulative mf you will everrrrr meet and you will end up regretting any association you’ve ever had with this man.

person 1: who’s jacob?
person 2: my worst mistake

by hmmm1229 March 27, 2022

Jacob

A guy that thinks hes cool, but is completely wrong about it, hes an annoying brat that talks too much

Samantha: hey Jacob, how was your day?
Jacob: oh, it was fine, i woke up, had breakfast, went to school, *continued rambling*
Samantha: jeez- it was just a question

by Skeet the yeet February 8, 2020

Jacob

Big nose and only gets the hoes.

Jacob has the biggest nose in the world, he should be in the world record books for biggest nose.

by Big nose hoes January 17, 2020

Jacob

The most based fucking guy you'll ever meet in your life

Look how fucking awesome jacob is

by ItsJoJoba March 3, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is that and he/she only cares about himself and usually talks to himself he might be a killer

Jacob is a dog

by Is Jacob a Bitch September 16, 2020

Jacob

A greaser and an emo. If you ever see a jacob you will probably become friends just to call him emo. If you ever see a long and shaggy haired emo greaser, chances are he’s a Jacob.

Wow man, look at that greaser with the anime shirt, he must be a Jacob.

by Arararararar February 19, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, a true friend you'd be an idiot not to have. He is an instant hit with the other men and usually has a monster cock. Jacob is usually shy at first but once he lets you in is the most chill coolest guy you'll ever meet, also he's Gay as fuck.

Jacob just Jacobed my Jacob.

by sexysisk May 3, 2020