Twat Nut

When you jizz in a girl's twat, and all the jizz that's left behind.

Just had a twat nut inside Jessica, and now it's all hot and sticky up in there...

by DingoIna June 05, 2011

Twat Pickle

One who simply acts as a twat and looks like a pickle. Also refer to bitch, pickle, and twat.

Quit your whining you fucking twat pickle!

by jordaniandaviasian December 10, 2015

Twat-week

A person who never works Monday or Friday works a TWAT week. Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.

No point calling Jim today, it's Monday and he works a Twat-week

by Schroomfunguy December 16, 2023

Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"

That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.

by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 03, 2004

Elephant Twat

A person who’s obnoxious and stupidity level is the size of an elephant.

Kyle kept saying he was right when he wasn’t and when I proceeded to explain he started being an elephant twat.

by LouisianaOutlaw November 27, 2022

Twat Lip

Vaginal lip. A coochie lip. Slang- Slut Whore

Cosette is such a twat lip! She sleeps around.

by JAR82 August 22, 2008