tree id

some fucked up person in nyc decided trees need ids

person 1: did you check it's id?
person 2: what the fuck is a tree id?

by nclguy01 October 23, 2023

Fell out your tree

lost your mind; got another thing coming; think twice

Friend: can you give me a ride to the bar?

Me: you done fell out your tree if you think I'm doing that without gas money!

by Collins37 October 25, 2023

blue trees

blue trees

"look! there are blue trees on that mountainvolcano!"

by kiodawalf October 25, 2023

tree called tart

treakle tart mispronounced

a tree called tart

by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023

tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)

ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!

by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023

Black tree frog

a very angry squeaky avocado that doesn't get enough love.

Person 1: "Do you like frogs?"
Person 2: "Yes"
Person 1: "What is your favorite kind of frog?"
Person 2: "The black tree frog"
Person 1: "*looks it up* what the-"
Person 2: "shhhhh..."

by ArsonisticRaccoonOnSteroids November 2, 2023

Satan’s Tree Rat

House cat

Why would you allow a Satan’s Tree Rat climb on your dinner table, right after they use their litter box?

by thefarmersson November 8, 2023