wise mystical tree

"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.
I am so tired of the wise mystical tree... It's all over my Twitter home page.
by Kaorivec October 16, 2022
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Wise Mystical Tree

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is
yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree
by 23kgoldn October 13, 2022
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Nigga Tree

When a nigga puts little to no effort on their Christmas tree.
Jordan: This tree is fucking ass!
Mark: Well, it's a nigga tree
by zhgiozhol February 17, 2024
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Tree Leafer

Someone who has NO balls.
That one there? He's a tree leafer. He won't call out the shift supervisor behind his BS. Bet.
by Bobcott February 27, 2020
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Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.
"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."
by Flappy Trap May 22, 2015
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december tree

December Tree is a metaphorical name that represents love and growth.

December, in this use, is a metaphorical word for love, being the month which many celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, the embodiment of love.

Tree is the symbol for growth, strength, and unity.

When you combine these two ideas, you have a group of people who are dedicated to love, who grow together, are unified, and strengthened through love.
They are a December Tree.
by Kingoair April 14, 2016
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