monster morning

Ready to have a great day and be prepared for anything

1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.

2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.

Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew

1.)"Paul has been here all day and is still kicking ass." "Yea he had a monster Morning so he's ready for anything.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.

by Solelessmatt7 July 21, 2016

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“may we all be mud monsters”

by lowkeychloerose April 16, 2022

Jäger Monster

A delicious concoction. A unique blend of Jägermeister and fresh squeezed lemonade. Perfect to drink at any occasion (Wedding, Party, Funeral, Boys Night, Orgy, Etc). Warning: If consumed too often might cause serious liver damage!

I drank the Jäger Monster last night to forget my emotional pain and instead impregnated my cousin!

by Creepy Homewrecker C March 24, 2021

The Monster Truck

Often times known as "The Monster Truck". A vape or smoking device used by many.

"Big Kyle hand over the monster truck come on now"

by Big Boberino December 28, 2024

hentai monster

a hentai monster is a guy with the name Casper Bugge
he has a tiny winer but a huge fucking erekjon every time he fapps.
and he wil only fuck or rape a gay man named Fillip .

dud wtf ur suck a hentai monster
ah man u can you pleas stop hentai monster me.

by THAT BOI November 25, 2016

monster moose

a vagina that has a grip so powerful that it is life changing. monster moose have the ability to make even the most cold-hearted catch feelings. a monster moose can make anyone nut in about 3 seconds.

“man, i was fucking becky last night and that girl had a monster moose so powerful i nutted 500,000 times”

by 666harrystyles420 September 7, 2022

sugar monster

A girl who is wild and sexy. Usually up for anything and gives excellent head. She swallows the sugar like a champ.

Baby girl last night was a sugar monster in the bed.

by Daddy's bad girl May 18, 2017