fresh air monster

When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking

Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster

by G dogo June 17, 2024

Throwdness Monster

A monster that lurks in the shadows, as you drink alcoholic beverages. It causes there victims to drink excessively, in large quantities with no resistance. When there victims are intoxicated, the monster takes control of there soul and causes the victim to act in a uncontrollable manner.

Dude, last night you was attacked by the Throwdness Monster..im gonna need you to replace my TV.

by Bananasonfire May 8, 2025

Gugubiru Monster

A seven-foot-tall blue penis-shaped creature that steals people's gugubirus. He only appears at night and preys on unsuspecting victims. His first confirmed sighting occured in the country of Chin-Kwanistan on the 23rd of October, 2024.

"Bro🤔🤔 just now I see gugubiru monster bro😱😱😱😮😮😮😮😭😭😭🔥🔥 at the 马路 bro😩🤔🤔 and he say STOPP😱😱🛑✋✋✋✋ STOP NOW✋✋✋✋😈😈 STOPPPPP🔥😡😡😡😡😡 and say he want to keel me bro 🔪🔪🩸😱😨😨😨🔥"

"I am a hacker I love to suck gugubiru monster gyatt"

by SigmaGeneric December 4, 2024

Crinch Monster

Evil and Sinister Monsters birthed from the depths of hell of Anti-Spashal force origin that are summoned following an event that creates massive levels of cringe unbearable to the Anti-Crinch forces of this dimension. Their main purpose is to posses innocent soles and give them away to the Crinch Demon (Causing 'Crinch possession'). They were originated by Mr.Crinch (Current leader of the Crinch initiator force) when he left the 'Anti-Spashal force' to create his own order. The 'Anti-Bruh Police' was created by the 'Spashal Adishon' especially for the purpose of exterminating these monsters and slaying them before they cause another 'Crinch Posession' (eg. turning an innocent girl into a BTS fan). Obviously these battles are not viewable by Non-Spashals or Non-Anti-Spashals since they take place in the Spashal/Anti-Spashal Ralm.

"Did she just sing a Doja-Cat lyric out loud? Oh no that might summon the Crinch monster"

by Thamboomaster69420 February 26, 2022

Monster

A person who is pluged in like a reffrigator and is always on and loves the thought of money got a great heart and shows love to everybody and fucks with everybody tough

monster called and said he needs his $

by SloanBone February 14, 2021

monster energy

an energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids. the quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods while others say it tastes like dog piss. Whether you think you’ll actually enjoy it or want to look cool, try it out.

Jason: Hey, is katie drinking monster energy?
Alice: Yea, i wonder if she actually likes it.

by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021

cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.

Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.

by PoppyLand February 21, 2018