by BAM.may March 23, 2017
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Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack
by G. E. A. June 17, 2017
Get the john hayden mug.Teddy John is straight up amazing. There is not anyone better. Teddy John always knows what to say to take your breath away. He loves to surprise you and sometimes scare you. He thinks it's funny. It is funny. He has the sexiest body and the best dick. It should win an award. He is a hard worker and loves his woman. He has at least 10 nicknames. He also nicknames his woman too, things like butta-fly or muffin. She is the luckiest woman in the world. Teddy John makes life wonderful. He loves meat and his favorite side dish is always smooth mashed potatoes. He likes to bang popsicles after dinner and cuddle on the couch. Usually he falls asleep on the couch and stumbles to bed later. He's got potential to be rich. Like really rich. Teddy John will steal your heart. He is loyal, more than a puppy. He has a sense of humor that will always have you laughing. The wit. None is better. If you find a Teddy John. Keep him close. Hold him tight. Treat him right. Love him ALLLLL night. He deserves the world. He does. He would give it to you. He will change your life.
Damn, who is that girl with?? He is so fucking fine.... oh, that's Teddy John. He has the best cock in the world. It's true. Look it up. It won an award.
by Buttaflymuffin November 7, 2017
Get the Teddy John mug.A term used by the residents of Cape Town, a modern slang term, a linguistic cross-over between English and Afrikaans.
The act of leaving your group of friends when you are very emotional ie. acting like a little bitch over something trivial and/or stupid
The act of leaving your group of friends when you are very emotional ie. acting like a little bitch over something trivial and/or stupid
James: "Don't be an idiot Luke, Gibson is way better than Fender :
Luke: well, "Fuck you James I've had enough of your shit."
*Luke storms away tears flushing down his face"
James" Aii there Luke is Koppeling A John"
Luke: well, "Fuck you James I've had enough of your shit."
*Luke storms away tears flushing down his face"
James" Aii there Luke is Koppeling A John"
by Malloy the taking Bear February 18, 2018
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by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016
Get the John Cena mug.Jazzy Johns are women who sleep with married men who are her Johns. You will find her out almost every night drunk and high at a bar twerking. She will have multiple children by multiple men. Jazzy Johns will often have an odor caused by the collection of semen from her many partners, stds, and a bacteria in her vagina. Her hair will be unnatural colored ie orange, blue, green. Employment options range from drink server, hotel room cleaners or any job that pays under the table. Jazzy Johns are loud, uneducated, wear too small ill fitting clothes that are poorly made but still she feels she is Jazzy. She will have several repossessions and evictions.
by Mrs. Buford May 21, 2016
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If someone says "and his name is" someone might make a joke and say "JOHN CENA!!!" in reference to the meme.
If someone says "and his name is" someone might make a joke and say "JOHN CENA!!!" in reference to the meme.
by Seum FTW May 26, 2016
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