Puerto Real

Dwarf town belonging to the province of Cadiz (Andalusia), in which you will not have any future if you live in it.
The few young people left in it go away for work or die of poverty.

I stayed to live in Puerto Real and now I dedicate myself to collect coquinas.
My best friend lives in Puerto Real, so he's a fucking cani.
I'm going to buy in Carrefour, oh no, I forgot that I live in Puerto Real.

by Alejandros de los comunismos July 12, 2017

Real Talk

This is a REAL TALK situation. When I say it's real TALK, I mean we talkin REAL ya hear?? We be stayin up REAL late, dishin out this TALKIN situation ya hear??? when we TALK, it's gonna be REAL so you best be talkin it right do you know what I am saying to you?

"We were havin a conversation and then he just started dishin out the real talk."
"Damn, I bet you were stayin up real late."

by Fyrekit December 22, 2014

real talk

a phrase that rosh and jod use in their everyday language, which is about every 5 seconds

Rosh: Ayee doe burr, real talk, my fart stinks.

Jod: Ayee burr, real talk, that was you? NASTY.

by hoochiedisciple October 26, 2012

The Real Bomber

Probably the greatest unknown Call of Duty player ever. He has since switched to Homefront. Not to be confused with The Fake Bomber

Damn, dude, you are playing like The Real Bomber

by FPSxRussia May 03, 2011

Real Pie

A pastry with tin pie pan underneath

I almost choked eating the metal under my real pie

by NLG101 November 24, 2017

real-make

A term used to describe a movie remake which follows the original source material more closely than the first movie.

People keep crying about the new Total Recall movie without actually realizing that its a REAL-make, not a lame copy. Read a book folks...

by shawndo919 August 09, 2011

Hes Real.

When you take the pizza out the oven and it takes a look at you back.

"Hes real." Peppino Spaghetti said as he lunged.

by YouAddLeg April 01, 2023