biscuit bean

A person that you will eat biscuits and beans with for the rest of your life.....on an island.

You are my biscuit bean.

by thebiscuitbeaner February 4, 2014

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Biscuit- momma

A mom-friend with chaotic nurturing energy.
Shows up with snacks, unsolicited wisdom, and the ability to destroy your enemies with a single “bless your heart.“

The moment she said ‘bless your heart’ with that smile, everyone knew the Biscuit- Momma was about to humble somebody.

by Biscuitmomma December 4, 2025

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Shit cunt biscuit

For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.

Tom: when's the paper due?

Greg: 2 days from now.

Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.

Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?

Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.

by Tardotheassmonkey May 29, 2017

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the act of creating a "buttered biscuit" is done by taking a zyn nicotine pouch (preferably 6 milligram strength) and liberally seasoning the pouch with some cocaine. with this heavenly combination, you have conceived a buttered biscuit.

"yo dude my nose is hurting but we still got some blow left"
"if you got some zyns left we can just make some buttered biscuits"

by m3samadn3ss March 13, 2024

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Biscuit

A Native American or Indigenous person who is half white or raised by white people. They’re brown on the outside and white and fluffy on the inside.

Harold loves Nickelback, he’s such a biscuit.

by Menchithepotentiallyedibledog December 15, 2023

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wiener biscuit

when your wiener is slapped and slathered all over a biscuit. In which a Dino that has eaten your wiener biscuit is now vomiting up on parts of Auschwitz.

OWW a Dino has just nibbled off parts of my wiener biscuit

I will bite off your wiener biscuit as a form of self defense

by Tactical_beano May 7, 2017

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