User name

So if you want to piss off your friend a lot, go on his computer, and click on the top login bar where it says 'User name' and then type in User name yourself, and watch him / her physically hate you for the rest of their life after they type in their real username only to realise what you've done and in somecases, they might not look up at the screen, and will click 'enter' and will be extremely confused, why the fuck they didn't get in, I've done this a couple times because I'm the definition of a comedic genius (totally) and sometimes I fail, so I'd recommend also typing in at the very end something like got em or your mum gay or just whatever you want, so even if they eradicate the trap, they will still not gain access to the fucking computer.

"Did you type in User name to my fucking computer again you absolute nonce?"

by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

Stop slanderin my name

Bomb ass song written by a DMV rapper that only the tuffest guys listen to

Brandon:Ayo Rj thanks for showin me the song “stop slanderin my name”

Rj: I gotchu bro

by Razr_V1p3r October 26, 2020

name

a word or set of words by which a person, animal, place, or thing is known, addressed, or referred to.
"my name is Parsons, John Parsons"

a famous person.
"as usual, the big race will lure the top names

by jenalouis November 29, 2020

Name

Something people call you for

HEEEEEY WHAT IS YOUR NAME??????????

by Lisa :3 November 25, 2020

Last name

Come on guys. First prophet? Do you not read the Bible at all? Like, 70-80 of the country is Christian and you don't know who the first prophet of the lord is?

Hym "I mean, I'm going it in order. First name. Middle name. Middle name. Last name. First prophet. Means 'Warrior lion' in Hebrew. Give me a break guys."

A fucking Jewish dork "Well you see there is some debate about who the first prophet is-"

Hym "Shut up! Dork!"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2025

hi my name is Mami

It’s a Japanese name mean beautiful flower

Hi my name is Mami.

by Ms1997 November 22, 2021

Gusano Y Gusano (And One Zeroed In Symbol Called And Name "&")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achille, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gusano Y Gusano (And One Zeroed In Symbol Called And Name "&")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025