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Post-Cel

Adult virgin man who realizes that losing his virginity is not the purpose of life and sets out on a genuine journey of self improvement (beyond just hitting the gym) to become the absolute best version of himself enjoying all the beauty life has to offer and one day finding a life partner that loves him regardless of how ugly, short or socially awkward he thinks he is.

Generally the Post-Cel will one day lose his virginity from making a real connection with someone after getting over his issues, but the loss of virginity is not what defines the Post-Cel, it is the chadness of his aura that inspires every man in his vicinity.
Yo have you heard about that "Never give up" guy on YouTube?

-No what about him?

He made a video titled "Being ugly: My experience" and a girl in the comments thought he was cute so they started dating and eventually made a vlog of their wedding. He's the true epitome of a Post-Cel.

-Woah, maybe there is hope for me after all
by Miko02 April 29, 2024
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Post Joke Clarity

That soul-crushing instant when you realize your joke landed with a thud instead of a roar, and the only sound louder than the crickets is your own regret.
Tom's poorly-timed joke at the awards show had everyone shifting uncomfortably. As Post Joke Clarity kicked in, he felt a wave of embarrassment worthy of Ricky Gervais at his most cringe-inducing.
by uhhasann April 3, 2024
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post topper

That person on social media that has to have the last post
That post topper stalked your page all day just to highjack it. She liked your post, commented on it, reposted it then liked and commented on everyone else's comments
by handlerzz August 23, 2015
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Post

1. A long metal piece that holds up something to keep in balance

2. A piece of writing, image, or other item of content published online, typically on a blog or social media website. This is a post
I just made a post LOL
by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022
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Post playa

Someone who is waiting in the wings to make a great play on someone else's insights/talent.
That Balsworth is always waiting to snatch up someone else's ideas and run with it. He's a real post playa!
by Sexydeadguy August 3, 2017
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Julian Post

Bitch you have been lackin again. Get your act up and be a bit more Julian Post
by Mahatma Gandhi‘s barber December 21, 2022
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post-trans lament

post-trans lament
/ˌpoʊst ˌtrænz ləˈmɛnt/
noun
The grief, regret, or existential sorrow experienced by a transgender individual, after gender transition. Often involving mourning the loss of their pre-transition identity or body; disappointment with surgical or hormonal outcomes; or recognition that transition did not resolve underlying psychological distress. Context - “the post trans lament made their body dysphoria a persistent agonizing existence.”
I'm sitting in bed crying because I miss my breasts so much. I got top surgery when I was 18, I'm 27 now.
I made a huge mistake and have Post-Trans Lament
by HippocratesHasSpoken November 15, 2025
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