Speed baser 

Someone who has a "drug problem" who tends to speed down the street , going either forwards or backwards to make it to there most prized palace (the dealers house) , in order to get there drugs.
Speed basers tend to hit anything and everything in there path, including nearby mailboxes, children and even fellow speed based cars.

Teresa:Hey man im about a mile away , which means ill be there in 4 seconds flat
Dboy:say what!? that means your being a speed baser, chill the fuck out!

Speed baser by FUCKKKKKKKKK November 13, 2009

Speedahl 

a word meaning a sort of tweeker, not tweeking on drugs, but on current issues.

I was walking down the street in down town last night, and i seen a whole group of speedahls talking about how drugs were bad, mmk.

Speedahl by XoKinzix3 February 25, 2010

Speed Wiping 

Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.

Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"

Speed Wiping by TheDudeWhoMadeThis April 14, 2010

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

speed tarded by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

speed tarded by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

Speech Class 

A required high school class were you seperate yourself from the rest of the class in a seperate computer room with your partner and hear things behind you (such as footsteps and bridgettes).

"How was speech class?"

"Ugh, I kept hearing things."

Speech Class by gariddy May 13, 2010

speed bump 

The slight chubby/semi boner one can get when getting a private lap dance from a stripper.

Stripper: "Ooooh you got a little speed bump there... you mind moving that?"

Dude "......"

speed bump by bb101214 July 23, 2010