slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

Hey, you can't have Jake and Max and Pete, them's slaughter sides.

by ponytrekker March 25, 2022

Side-minded

When you take too many gummies

Oh gee golly, I’m side-minded again!

by Tosha&Isaac November 18, 2023

Side job

When two people give one person a blow job but it looks like you are eating corn on the cob

“Yeah I gave him a side job” “Awww nice”

by louisun_ February 11, 2022

side sugar

Someone you're seeing on the side, not your main relationship

Oh she yo' main squeeze?
Nah man, my side sugar. Just a lil sugar on the side

by Hollasteffie March 8, 2015

Wopfer Sided

This is Nanny’s word

Definition: “*side eye* I don’t know”
“Gettin old.. older”

“I’ve been wopfer sided my whole life, and I’ve gotten worse with age.”

by FabulousFaggot November 9, 2020

side eye

When a female with a “boyfriend” is feeling/attracted to another male and wants to agree with them without feeling like they are cheating…

guy : i am so hot
girl : side eye.. ;)

by urfavguy September 20, 2023

Tossing the "side" salad

This is when you toss the salad of a midget.

So I was tossing the "side" salad last night and what do you know, Wizard of Oz came on the TV right after.

by Obama4life June 20, 2018