by ArmouredBadger February 24, 2015
"woo woo woo" here comes the feelings police to enforce feelings and not the law.
Rusty Lashley is a pussy
Rusty Lashley is a pussy
Rusty Lashly
"woo woo woo" here comes the feelings police to enforce feelings and not the law.
The definition of a "Rusty Lashley" is a pussy move by an ignorant tyrant.
"woo woo woo" here comes the feelings police to enforce feelings and not the law.
The definition of a "Rusty Lashley" is a pussy move by an ignorant tyrant.
by It's not over pig March 07, 2024
by TheElementalGuy February 06, 2025
A rusty gator is when a guy fucks a girl on her period, then pulls out so the girl can the suck his cock which looks rusty because of the blood.
“Hey bro, my girlfriend gave me a rusty gator last night. When she was done it looked like she got punched in the mouth.”
by MJRC666 May 16, 2021
The same idea as a Dirty Sanchez. However, instead of using fecal matter to draw the mustache you use the blood of a woman's menstrual cycle to paint a glorious artistic old school latin mustache on her upper lip after sex.
Definition: A play on words from the original "Dirty Sanchez". A Dirty Sanchez is using fecal matter after sex to paint a mustache on your sexual partners face. The Rusty Puerto Rican is a play on it using the blood of your menstruating partner. Painting a mustache on their face using their bodily fluids.
Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.
His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.
As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.
His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.
As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
by DirtyOrbit November 04, 2021
Jenny had been thinking about tossing Paulies salad all day...she wanted the musk, the sweat, the dirt and everything in between. Pauly knew this so not only did he keep his butt unclean but he barely wiped it after a number two so she could have the full rusty cave experience.
by Seaguller12 January 15, 2015
Definition- going from anal to vaginal while the female is on her period. Then receiving a blowjob while still covered in shit and blood.
by Colton Morgan MF November 30, 2022