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Jacob

Jacob is someone that is gay, as in liking men.
Friend 1: “Hey isn’t that kid gay?”

Friend 2: “Yeah he’s totally a Jacob.”
by GooGoo GaGa October 12, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is my boyfriend and he's the best.

I will kill anyone who dares to hurt him.
by i am human 🍓🦑 December 7, 2019
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Jacob Crooks

Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time

Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals

Nosey rosey

Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019
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Jacob

Buff toddler. Cute and quorky. THICKY NICKI. Enjoys hunting and fishing. Football is in his blood same with baseball and wrestling. Frequents 🟧⬛️
Mason: You just pulled a Jacob.
Parker: Don’t ever do that again.
by Meateater20 June 12, 2022
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Jacob Monday

A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.
Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money

Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.

Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob, the kind of guy to leave his friends when he’s in a relationship. Come’s up with excuses to avoid hangs.
Guys: hey man, come hang out
Jacob: can’t guys, i’ll be sleeping. Sorry.
by AguythatknowsJacob September 19, 2019
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Jacob Joseph Kennedy

A purpose-driven individual guided by faith and fueled by compassion — a Christian whose beliefs are lived, not just spoken, shaping every action with integrity and love.

A passionate TV student with a storyteller’s soul, using the power of media to inform, inspire, and give voice to the unheard.

A Food Poverty Ambassador who refuses to accept injustice as normal, actively fighting for dignity, access, and equity for those society too often overlooks.

Someone who bridges worlds — between faith and action, creativity and advocacy, community and change — proving that real impact starts with heart.
Oh don’t be such a jacob Joseph Kennedy

You’re such a Jacob Joseph Kennedy
by JJKFPACTS June 24, 2025
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