December 11 

National steal your friends things day!

Hey john, yeah , yoink, get back here why’d you steal my bag? because it’s National steal your friends things day! On December 11

December 11 by Pepa the cocaine god December 10, 2019

December 19 

The person born on December 19 is a ugly b****. She is also really mean.

You: Are you born on December 19
Friend: yeah why
You: so that's why you're an ugly b****

December 19 by Indy.H. October 12, 2020

December 3rd 

December 3rd is referred to the end of the world although there is slight chance of survival...if you can fight well then you will be just fine but it will be a big Change to your every day life

Friend: find a weapon to fight the zombies

Me: is this rock ok?

Friend: December 3rd won’t be that bad after all I have you!

December 3rd by Jay155 December 1, 2020

December 7-13 

December 7-13 is national "gargle me🤞" week. Make sure to spread the word, and tell your friends and favorite creators "gargle me🤞"

it's December 7-13! happy national gargle me week‼️‼️

December 7-13 by versions hype house December 6, 2020

December 12th 

December 12th is “National Send Nudes Day”. Whoever you ask today to send you nudes HAS to do so. We don’t make the rules 🤷🏻 ♂️

“Hey dude, it’s December 12th, yknow what that means 😏😏😏”
“Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, let me find a good angle real quick 🙄”

December 12th by N0ppera-B0618 December 12, 2020

December 24 

It's obviously Christmas you idiot.

bff: so what's today?
y/n: it's fucking christmas, you know December 24?!

December 24 by klarakle1n1g hehe December 18, 2020

December 20 

The day when all the faries are born and don’t know how to shut up

Wow they’re born on December 20 wow better get away fast

December 20 by Xxxgodxxx9 October 28, 2019