Chocolate Mint Girl Guide Cookies

These cookies come out in the Fall and are sold by the any of the members of the Girl Guides of Canada.
They are made of a chocolate biscuit with a layer of mint on top and covered in a chocolate coating.

I like to eat my chocolate mint Girl Guide cookies with milk.

by tink87 February 20, 2009

Oreo Cookie

Dipping your dick in a bowlful of liqufied shit and then having a girl suck you off.

Amanda gave Martin an Oreo Cookie.

by wrong way joe March 15, 2008

caught with his hand in the cookie jar

Seen by somebody while trying to take a thing that he/she was not entitled to.

"Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".

by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003

Your mom went to get the cookies

"Your mom went to get the cookies" is an alternate version of "Your dad went to get the milk" or a comeback. It can also mean your mom went to get the cookies for the milk.

Your mom went to get the cookies for the milk that your dad went to get.

by Art and Anime Lover January 18, 2023

thats just how the cookies crumble

A way of saying "that's how it is" and "it is what it is." If someone says this to you, you should just accept it and move on because there is no changing the way the cookies crumble.

Person 1: I wanted pizza for supper D:
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.

by lilcutie23 April 19, 2023

Give Me The D**n Cookie

Can be used when you want to say something random but you don't know what to say

Person 1: (walks up to person 2) Give Me The D**n Cookie
Person 2: WTF
Person 1: (walks away)

by Im Only On Here Cuz Im Bored December 3, 2019

robert's red velvet cookies

When Robert (or any other female) makes cookies out of their period blood and their lover's semen

"When ever my girl makes 'robert's red velvet cookies, I run out of the house because of the smell of it."

by Bravestar March 10, 2016