Shit cunt biscuit

For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.

Tom: when's the paper due?

Greg: 2 days from now.

Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.

Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?

Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.

by Tardotheassmonkey May 29, 2017

Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.

Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.

by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018

Babble biscuit

O1eyedwilly

Babble biscuit won't stfu. Sucks ball fros

by Sweedz April 18, 2021

No biscuit

Not a lie. Synonymous for "No cap"

Jake: Did you steal my Oreos??
Dav: I didn't bro no biscuit.

by itsforaskit July 19, 2025

Whisker Biscuit

A Whisker Biscuit is a unshaved vagina.

She shaves her Whisker Biscuit before going to the gynecologist.

by bjbirdie August 10, 2022

coon biscuit

any compact car with every seat or more completely occupied with black people.

while driving down the road, I passed a geo metro filled with five coons. I turned to my wife and said, "look at that coon biscuit!"

by Tyron Alexander Jones April 20, 2022

Biscuit Booties

Southern booties which have been enhanced by them sweet-savory biscuits and gravy. Sweet tea has contributed as well.

Mmhm, I love coming to the south and paying homage to those blessed Biscuit Booties.

by Blackman Diaries December 7, 2024