Adam

Jaspers man. Anyone who goes near him gets shanked. He is a sweet kind cute hot and fit guy with a big long vainey dick

Tasmin : jasper and Adam are so cute

Eli : we all know she’s defo getting it tho ;)

by Adamisacretin123 December 13, 2018

Adam

You'll be lucky if you ever stumble upon + fall in love with an Adam ;)

Oh, Adam, I fell in love with him in an instant. I will never stop loving him.

by fur bby <3 December 15, 2018

Adam

Weird dude. Pretty nice. Good friend. Sometimes stupid. Has clown hair. Just sayin.

Adam is a special little snowflake.

by Bob the builderrrrr December 18, 2018

Adam

An Adam is a tease with a ponytail. He will tease you all day everyday with talk of handcuffs and whips, but won’t do anything. He’s only interested in friends and Seinfeld.

That boy is such an Adam. 🙄

by Teased and sad about it December 22, 2018

adams mic

a shit headset bought at the back of popeyes that make all your friends yell at you over playstation

friend:hey you wanna buy adams mic?
me: no that shit sounds like a paper rustling over an avalanche

by guysimhere December 28, 2018

adams mic

a shit mic bought at the back of Popeyes used by fake muslims

guy #1: should we buy Adams mic
guy#2: no that mic is shit and sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with a static tv and it makes your friends scream at you while there ears bleed

by guysimhere December 28, 2018

Adams mic

a shit mic bought at the back of a Lynn Popeyes used by fake muslims. This mic will make you ears bleed as they get slowly burned and sawed off as static electricity corrupts them

guy#1: should I buy Adams mic?
guy#2: no wtf that's a shit mic that sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with the static of a thousand tvs

by guysimhere December 28, 2018