Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025

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Thomas the train

The best gosh darn train in existence

Thomas the train

by Ohio ratatouille July 29, 2023

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John-Thomas

Strong black guy

Damn that guy John-Thomas is a beast

by BBCbloxxer January 9, 2022

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Thomas Stank

Sharting (shitting while farting) simultaneously when burping. Usually they match in pitch and volume.

Ew! Did you just shit yourself AND burp?
Yeah man, I did a Thomas Stank!

by Christian73 March 2, 2023

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thomas

a horrible human being that treats girls like a princess just to fuck them off later on. he is so insecure about everything ( as he should be ) and likes to spread girls nudes. he also deals #crackhead

"are you dating thomas?"
"yes he's lovely"
"he spreaded your nudes pal..."
"what...."

by mcvay February 17, 2025

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Thomas

He’s kind but he quite quick tempered sometimes, his love is like an ocean it doesn’t end . Even though he’s angry later u will see him smiling and cuddling u up . There might be things he can’t say or hiding to protect others. He cares people around him first then his personal things.

He Can be an expert in cooking 🥘 loves to eat

Friend : Hi , u have a boyfriend, what’s his name ?
U: Thomas
Friend: lucky 🍀, u’ll never breakup

by Lovenightcore♥️ September 27, 2021

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