My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

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Throw a fuck

verb

1: The act of calling out a person or persons by which the "thrower" of said "fuck" perceives to have received some transgression (typically in a prison setting). The person or persons receiving the "fuck" are expected to answer for their actions or be considered "leva" (traitor to ones social group).

Inmate 1: "Hey, my cookies are gone."
Inmate 2: "Throw a fuck, man."

Inmate 1: "Whoever took my cookies out of my lunchbox: Fuck your mom, fuck your dead homies, fuck your set."

by Bryanderthal July 8, 2024

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National Fuck Your Homies Day

August 3rd is national fuck your homies day

Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022

by HomieFucker222 August 2, 2022

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Fucking Telstra

It's what you say when you cannot make calls in rural areas because there is no phone signal. Telstra was the first and always is blamed as the worst, internet and phone service provider in Australia.

"I tried to reach you but I couldn't; Fucking Telstra!"
"The phone doesn't work out here. Fucking Telstra!"
"Fucking Telstra took down 3G, and took down all of us out here in the country. It's alright for those city slickers, they get looked after. Fucking Telstra!"

by Barron Lands December 14, 2024

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