So Facts William

"So facts William🤙🤙"
-When William's facts are so factual

If you have a friend called William and they say anything, say 'So facts William' and watch him cry
'Hey guys, my mum died' -> 'So Facts William!!'

by Roberto's Facts May 4, 2023

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William Holden’s Law

(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.

The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.

by PootMcToots October 15, 2021

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Freaky William

What if instead of William it was Freaky William, and instead of being a cool fisherman, he used his rod to fish-for-men.

Person 1: Man, Williams had too much to drink, I think he's gonna be Freaky William tonight.
Person 2: What if instead of Freaky William it was Freaky Freaky William and inste...

by freakywilly June 5, 2024

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William

a boy with a beautiful soul and a kind heart. He is an only child who loves his parents. His basketball skills are absolutely insane.

wow William just made another shot!

by Its@secretshh September 2, 2025

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William Micheal

Cutest and sexiest semi red head. Hes is my LateNIightBootyCall and I am his BoobooBear. We have a friendship along the lines of homosexuality yet we aren't gay one bit and love pussy very much. Will loves to steal alcohol or anything hes kinda a clepto, but that makes him all the more sexy.

William Micheal is the sexiest man alive. I want his pp

by Izikiel October 17, 2021

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