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Gaytime Waffles

When you're doing a dude from behind, his face is pressed up against a chain link fence. When you are about to come, pull out, turn him around, and come on his face. Hence Waffles and Ice Cream.
I was doing this chick at the dugout last night and I gave her a waffles and ice cream.
He got a gaytime waffles on his face.
by Bdogthecrip June 18, 2021
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Lebanese Waffle

Taking a dump on the seat of a public/workplace toilet. Then, when you shut the lid the faeces forms a circular waffle. The outcome is a “Lebanese Waffle”.
“Yuck! Dennis left a Lebanese Waffle in the toilet again.”

“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”
by Spark Florence October 27, 2017
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waffle iron

its a tool used to make waffles, contrary to the other definitions.
I use waffle irons to make waffles, what else would I do with them?
by TheBurningBox November 25, 2018
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Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.
Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.
by twew March 10, 2021
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to waffle

Sending a voice note, photo or video to your besties.
OMG, FML, I have to waffle this.
by Waffle Omnom November 28, 2024
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Hot Belgian Waffle

An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.

Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.

Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
by HoseRUs August 13, 2021
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Waffles

A set of nice ass titties behind a bikini top that barely covers them.
Yo checkout them waffles by the pool bar!!
by Ohhhohhh November 24, 2020
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