Twat Waffle

Someone who's being a ditsy bitch
You won't believe what that twat waffle did !
by xSunn January 19, 2016
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jizz waffle

is a person born in 07/31/08 named parker
by Jizz Waffle November 16, 2023
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waffle wench

The best like eva word eva , A adjective originating from the words wench and waffle. It can be used as a power ful insult
That waffle wench ate my waffles
We r well ard chavs n u are a waffle wench
by flamoog April 25, 2005
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Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.
"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."
by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023
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Cookie Waffles

An STD where your vagina looks like a beat up waffle and your clit looks like chocolate chips.
Your ex Jarod: wdym you have cookie waffles?? I thought you got tested??
by Bills is gay af May 18, 2022
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Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.
Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron
by pimpdaddy007 September 05, 2011
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