turtle peepee

when you put just the tip in

person 1: “turtle peepee?”
person 2: “geheheggerrrrgrggr YES!”

by thelegsonthebusgostepstepstep September 2, 2021

Turtle

Kylie.

Kylie is a turtle.

by Giraffez December 7, 2019

Turtle

n. An awkward person
v. to shrug and stay shrugged for a period of time due to an awkward or cringy situation

My girlfriend is such a turtle.
I just turtled so hard

by Gabisaurous Rex May 8, 2018

full turtle

When something is so awkward/horrifying you pull your shirt, jacket or sweatshirt to cover your face. Normally this contains/disguises your laughing fit.

Someone looked up what truffle butter was, I full turtled for 5 min.

by Reallyallnamesaretaken April 17, 2015

Sneaky Turtles

Origins unknown though thought to be cosmic as they were worshiped by ancient cultures worldwide. Most noted characteristics were endurance, sneakiness and a witty approach while stalking prey. It is claimed that victims were scared shitless but with a puzzled grin on their faces. The Sneaky Turtle diet consisted primarily of prepared lettuce and what seems to have been an early form of taco.

The Sneaky Turtles were relentless in it quest for victory ...

by LizardLand October 21, 2020

Turtle gang

Special gang made by aly n loz

Can I please join the turtle gang

by Aly n loz October 16, 2021

Turtle

Another word for marijuana

That turtle is fire

by Busy-b January 11, 2019