The state of mind 1 second before ejaculating on her in a standing position, when you really really have to go pee and still want to finish your job . Result is always uncertain.
by bsadakhc June 19, 2019
Get the Take a rain checkmug. -Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.
-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.
-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well
-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.
-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well
Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.
Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.
Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.
by romaddeez March 4, 2010
Get the Tits Up and Taking On Watermug. From a popular video game, Legend of Mario, where Eren and Ash Ketchum goes to a park and uses the force against Dr Robotnic/Eggman and kills them with the Splash attack (using a Magicarp) which deals over 9000 damage, while Claude and Alois run around with a pink fluffy unicorn while dancing on a poop emoji.
Old Creepy Man: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
Person: im 2 pro 4 dat liek im so sueper at thes game. i dont think i ned youre game bitchhhh im so pro
Person: im 2 pro 4 dat liek im so sueper at thes game. i dont think i ned youre game bitchhhh im so pro
by A guy who submitted a word November 17, 2015
Get the it's dangerous to go alone. take this.mug. by youngsinatraaa22 February 21, 2017
Get the don't take it up the assmug. a reference to current conflict in the world, when a parent or sibling tells a child that they will be taken to the middle east, it is like telling them they will be sold into slavery or the boogie man will get them. Usually ment to scare them into doing something.
by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007
Get the take you to the middle eastmug. When you are so good at something, people are lining up to challenge you and you have to give them a number and they have to wait their turn.
by John Boy2012 September 1, 2012
Get the Kicking ass and taking numbersmug. by leigh mcgee August 19, 2008
Get the kick ass and take initialsmug.