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smoked

being better then someone in video games
"I smoked Samir 19-0 in Rocket League!"
by v1be September 28, 2022
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smoking is gay

some shit health nuts say when you smoke a ciggy in their faces
by what kinda name is soap August 25, 2023
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Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.
During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023
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Smoke

"wanna smoke brian"
by nochixloveme February 9, 2022
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smoked kipper

A vagina after its been given a serious shaggin'.
I banged her out that fast and hard last neet, I left her with a smoked kipper!
by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017
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Smoked

The retarded state an individual gets from using methamphetamine in a long term fashion. The side effects of using crystal meth and staying up to long.
Billy is hiding in his camouflage tent from shadow people thinking the only way to scare them off is to blow his airhorn. Billy is smoked
by Eastbayryder May 25, 2022
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Smoking cj daddy

A strand of weed that is famous me and the gang love to smoke
U trying to smoke cj daddy?
Smoking cj daddy
by Smoking cj daddy November 23, 2021
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