Alabama hot pocket

When your sister is taking a mad sh*t on the sh*tter and starts getting constipated, while you start telling her your horny and she starts riding your d*ck, yet you feel something hot and steamy rushing down your wee hole, and all of a sudden you feel a never-ending pain of throbbing and burning. She then continues to shit in the shitter.
Person 1: Bring me to the ER. We had an Alabama hot pocket.
Person 2: Okay let's go hurry!!
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Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual act involving the male defecating in the female's vagina. The male then proceeds to fuck the female with the shit remaining intact inside the vagina.
Last night, I gave your mom the Alabama Hot Pocket. My dick is covered in shit.
by badgerman5566 May 07, 2010
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Hot pocket

by Jw the trap lord January 14, 2015
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When one guy covers his dick in ghost pepper sauce and proceeds to stick it im the vagina
Dude, my dad and mom just di the Alabama Hot Pocket
by Bubble_godz February 24, 2020
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Blue Hot Pocket

the act of shitting spreading the lips of a blue waffle,shitting in it, having intercourse and ejaculating in the shit infested vagina, and eating the poo-cum out of the blue waffle
Person 1: "Dude Jeff loves fucked up shit...i heard he ate Sheena's blue hot pocket"

Person 2:...
by FuckinScentedMarkers June 01, 2011
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turd in his pocket

bad attitude!!; someone appearing 'mad all the time'

(used by warren beatty in the film, 'mccabe and mrs. miller')
THAT "little jesus" has DEFINITELY got a turd in his pocket!

jeffs' new rottweiler has got a turd in his pocket

the police officer had a turd in his pocket!
by michael foolsley June 27, 2011
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my pocket is hot

Meaning that you are horny or lookin to get some mad brain!!!! Generally a term used for males.....
Yo gurl my pocket is hot fo you!!
by Candacelicious May 06, 2008
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