Jacob

A man who does weird acts with dogs and has odd song preferences. He also likes to burn down family homes in his spare time

Hey look it’s Jacob with his dog

by Jacob.dog_distroyer July 30, 2021

Pull a Jacob

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.

H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”

by Dive Computer November 26, 2023

Jacob

The guy with the most dad looking shirts ever

"Hey who's wearing that dad shirt?"
"Oh thats just Jacob"

by qwefera March 28, 2022

Monica and Jacob

Jacob wanted to be with Monica because amber an Jillian broke up with him. Jacob and Monica are the perfect match.

Nick: look its Monica and Jacob
Steve: oh yea

by NICKPRO February 7, 2022

Jacob

Is mostly a jew

Wow look at that jacob

by JimbopJr February 21, 2018

Jacob

a little bitch

Person 1: Yo what's up?
Jacob: I'm a Jacob.

by razlze April 18, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a sweet and amazing guy! He will immediately drop whatever he is doing to hang out with his close friends, and he is very intelligent, especially in Math and History. He is blonde with blue eyes, loves sports and people, and is the best friend ever!

Maddie: Hey Jacob! Wasn't Math hilarious today?
Jacob: Yeah! When our teacher dropped that bomb, it was so gross!
Maddie: Hahaha!
Jacob: You want to hang out sometime?
Maddie: OWO !!!

by JacobLoverrrr September 6, 2018