Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018

bloody mary

the act of fucking a girl on her period

jeff: oh my fucking god dude you stink.
mike: yeah i know i gave ashley a bloody mary

by slxtsxx May 24, 2018

Saint Mary Magdalene

Saint Mary Magdalene is a preppy catholic school, where my cousin goes. It's in Delco, and if you don't know what that is, fuck you. They are all stood up cunt bags and have big ass houses in developments. They usually go to Cardinal " O'whora" and try getting hammered every night. To sum it up, they are all faggots.

"Oh... that kid goes to Saint Mary Magdalene. He's a rich cunt.

by ajmc31527 December 17, 2017

Mary Jane

A term originated in England meaning vagina.

Person: poor girl
Friend: yeah ikr everyone saw her Mary Jane

by EmmaJ4everxx April 22, 2018

mary-jane

Like John Thomas, Mary Jane is a term posh people use to avoid saying vagina.

Nurse: she is ready to go to bed.
Mother: has she washed her mary-jane?
Nurse: yes her girl parts are clean.

by EmmaJ4everxx April 22, 2018

Marie

Marie's tend to be wonderful girls! If you've got one hold on tight! Marie's are also extremely fun, caring, intelligent, VERY funny, beautiful, and make the best friends and girlfriends ever! Advice: never compare your body to Marie's.....because she will ALWAYS win! They are the epitome of classyness and leaves every woman jealous of her lookMarie's are always 2 steps ahead of their man and due to her cofidence and beauty, Marie is ALWAYS wearing the pants in the relationship.

Peaple are left in aw saying...

did you see Marie today? She looks increadible !

by M.A.R.I.E January 6, 2018

Marie

Marie's tend to be wonderful girls! If you've got one hold on tight! Marie's are also extremely fun, caring, intelligent, VERY funny, beautiful, and make thebest friends and girlfriends ever! Advice: never compare your body to Marie's.....because she will ALWAYS win! They are the epitome of classyness and leaves every woman jealous of her lookMarie's are always 2 steps ahead of their man and due to her cofidence and beauty, Marie is ALWAYS wearing the pants in the relationship.

Peaple are left in aw saying...

did you see Marie today? She looks increadible !

by M.A.R.I.E January 6, 2018