by mark is god March 15, 2024
by daddy760 July 31, 2016
A former Navy seal but slowly looses his swag level due to eating boneless wings and having Brady Henderson a chickless dork who always gets swirlys from Josh Neely the school jock and super star.
Did you see Mark Henderson and Brady Henderson getting a double decker swirly from Josh Neely the other day?
by eude September 30, 2019
This scary thing will find all the children under the age of 13 and ask if it can fuck them. To summon the creature, all you have to do is the Bloody Mary summoning, but all you've gotta say is "i'm under 13" three times. The creature will come out and try to rape the shit out of you. There's no way of running from it.
by Matthew UwU April 29, 2020
The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016
by FLeXyo August 10, 2017
Me: Doctor, that fuck mark on my neck really hurts! Please get rid of it!
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
by ManiacBrainiac7500 January 12, 2023