When you have closer & more valuable relationship with your Female friend than the individual who is expressing interest in you ... so you tell the person you are a full-on Lesbian to avoid any let-downs or awkward conversations for the remainder of the night. Clear boundaries and low-pressure -- It's the perfect way to stay in a great conversation.
"Yeah, my Lady is amazing too. We're in a Lucid Lesbian relationship. She's the best."
"No worries, that isn't even an issue. I'm a Lesbian, dude. Finish your story!"
"Well with modern dating, it's really common for people to not even live in the Same town.... for example, my girlfriend lives in Sarasota, and I live up here. We love it. One of us is taking a vacation all the time. "
"No worries, that isn't even an issue. I'm a Lesbian, dude. Finish your story!"
"Well with modern dating, it's really common for people to not even live in the Same town.... for example, my girlfriend lives in Sarasota, and I live up here. We love it. One of us is taking a vacation all the time. "
by ginja***ninja May 21, 2022
Get the Lucid Lesbianmug. A lesbian who searches for a deep and loving complex relationship. A Complex Lesbian will be around their crush a lot, but also study them from afar to see more of what they’re like. They take notes on personality, and try to find a girl that fits with them perfectly. Complex Lesbians are usually confident, and flirty. Once in a relationship they’re very tender and loving, and will do anything to make their partner happy. They don’t need a lot, all they need is to see their girlfriend smile.
Girl 1: when i had a crush on you, i would also take notes on what you like
Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian
Girl 1: *giggles* surprise
Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian
Girl 1: *giggles* surprise
by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020
Get the Complex Lesbianmug. A WOMAN (because women are amazing and beautiful and hot) who is attracted to another WOMAN. Not MEN (because as charming as you think you are, you shouldn't keep harassing the HOT ASS WOMEN that are attracted (and rightfully so) to other HOT ASS WOMEN.)
We don't like you Emily, or you Jacob. So let it go.
Or
Yes, Brooklyn, I'm still a lesbian. Yes, Brooklyn that crush on that guy that one time was horrible and I am mentally scared. Yes, Brooklyn, God has let me live another day, and yes Riley (who's a guy) I am going to make it your problem.
Or
Yes, Brooklyn, I'm still a lesbian. Yes, Brooklyn that crush on that guy that one time was horrible and I am mentally scared. Yes, Brooklyn, God has let me live another day, and yes Riley (who's a guy) I am going to make it your problem.
by I am a LESBIAN October 1, 2022
Get the Lesbianmug. A woman who insatiably craves dick, but thinks men are the bane of existence... takes every cent she can from the government and is happy to adopt and foster every kid she can get her hands on because it will increase her monthly income
Tammy has four kids, but has eight more living in her house... getting about $200 per kid, what a welfare lesbian
by Kramardi August 21, 2022
Get the Welfare Lesbianmug. When a football game has all offense and NO D.
by Dr. Biggs December 31, 2020
Get the Lesbian Football Gamemug. by celerycat February 4, 2024
Get the lesbianmug. A manic pixie dream lesbian is the lesbian counterpart to a manic pixie dream girl - generally outgoing, social and the leading romantic interest, leading another girl to a happier view of life.
by Peshakito October 11, 2023
Get the manic pixie dream lesbianmug.