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Internet Badass Syndrome

An affliction that causes people to say things to people over the distance of an Internet connection that, if they ever DARED to say to a person in a face-to-face conversation, would likely result in them getting knocked on their ass and maybe a trip to the hospital, but behind the safety of their monitor where nobody can physically touch them, they can behave like complete and utter shitbirds with no consequences, because as we all know, the Internet isn't real, of course, and the person you're mouthing off to isn't a real human being, with emotions of their own.

It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.
If the technology were invented tomorrow to make it possible to punch a person in the face over TCP/IP, Internet Badass Syndrome would vanish almost overnight, and the Internet would be the most civil, polite place ever.
by q359 July 25, 2023
mugGet the Internet Badass Syndromemug.

internet patriot

Someone who act as if they are different and their thoughts are unique but if fact they are a huge demografic. The kind of people who think all goverment officials are corrupt and hacktavists are the true leaders ir our world. Basicly egotistacal pains in the ass.
Oh did you here Bobbys speach about how the French presidant is in the illumaninati?
Yea I did, but dont mind him hes just an internet patriot.
by Skeegan April 23, 2018
mugGet the internet patriotmug.

Face of the internet

Face of the internet aka Brakanah 44 is a Internet next level genius who not only bagged the title by Having some of his pictures supplied all over the world through logarithm and websites like wikipedia, and stock photos and owning high premium websites like Faceoftheinternet.com, greatestgoat.com, greatesticon.com, hypelegend.com backing his influence which brings almost 100million views monthly on his social presence.
The only proven Face of the internet is Brakanah 44 the internet architect
by Conex August 18, 2025
mugGet the Face of the internetmug.

internet mood

1. someones mood on the internet based on internet events. often used on myspace, facebook, and twitter, this mood usually isnt what you're feeling in real life, but what you're portraying to feel on the internet.
guy) just got dumped on myspace, so my mood is "sad".
other

other guy) really? You dont seem sad.

guy) dude, its just an internet mood. i got dumped on myspace, so my myspace (internet) mood is sad.
by aray21cz July 31, 2009
mugGet the internet moodmug.

Rogue, Internet Man

Fag-A: “Do you watch Rogue, Internet man?”
Fag-B: “No I have a life.”
by BitchmatePerry July 7, 2021
mugGet the Rogue, Internet Manmug.

Internet Troll

Zen is an internet troll. (Not the IRL Zen btw)
mugGet the Internet Trollmug.

Internet snacking

Using the Internet to find something quick and leaving.
She couldn't decide whether or not to wear a coat, so she went "Internet snacking" to just check the weather.
by webfeat January 21, 2010
mugGet the Internet snackingmug.

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