by CombineTheElite March 04, 2022
An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.
Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.
Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.
Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, you’ve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)
Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!
I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!
Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!
I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!
by Piss House March 29, 2022
by Duckfries2 August 17, 2012
1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’
1.
-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory
-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory
by Mac ‘n Mayo October 06, 2019
by untitled1234678987654 March 22, 2008
Colloquialism for penis.
When she pulled down my pants and saw my boxer beef in all its glory, she knew she had to have a taste. dickcockknobnob
by Snedge Dov February 04, 2016
Euphemism for scissoring.
by winniewins November 15, 2023