beef napkin

N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.

clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin

by Chuck Richards October 24, 2015

beef curts

When a girl has freakishly long fanny flaps

girl goes to the toilet and takes a very long time. She finally comes back.

Boy to girl: Emma, did your beef curts touch the water?

The girl I got with last night had beef curts. Man it was ugly.

by Jenna wenna December 10, 2015

Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.

Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!

by Daequan III March 4, 2016

Beef Pounder

When someone jacks you off so hard, it is like pounding beef.

Damn, my girlfriend just gave me beef pounder!

by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018

Beef Broth

When someone with no intention of preserving your sanity runs off with the bag

"Roy got beef broth'd when the man ran out of his mothers /brothers crawfish with the bag"
"Jay law, beef broth, raindrop, smoking stolen cookie, at the trick tock"

by Lilantony December 5, 2018

no beef bro

a brodude way of saying 'no problem' and assuring the other bro that there will be no troubles or drama as a consequence of your good act

Bro #1: Thanks for letting me talk to you about my feelings bro.
Bro #2: No beef bro.
Bro #1: I love you bro.
Bro #2: Love you too.

by brezjnev July 24, 2017

Beef

1. A grudge against someone

2. meat from a cow

Need to buy a pound of beef from the butcher.
My beef with Ranaldo

by dino10 August 1, 2017