Donkey

Shreks eternal follower, who also had babies with a massive dragon.

Shrek: Distract the dragon for me Donkey.
Donkey: you got it

Dragon: Hi there sexy!

by Danny Devito's nut December 4, 2019

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.

yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED by horse on the news?

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

Donkey

No... No, you're worse than an animal. You're worse.

Hym "No. Donkey is being generous. Because a DONKEY is actually useful to someone other than a woman. A donkey I wouldn't have to pretend is people. And the small dick derision is allowed. You're perfectly fine with it. You have nerd once in your life heard small dick bigotry and had anything to say about it. You're perfectly fine with the dehumanization of incels. But when it's YOU beginning dehumanized it's a problem. When it's that fucking cripple it's a problem. A whore doing something that would would destroy my life? Not a problem. You've never imposed schizophrenia ON anyone who's done it. You never mocked them. You've never in your life even HEARD anyone mock a fat cock. So no. Donkeys are majestic animals. I don't even know what to call you."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2023

donkey

a stupid yeaster that wants to be friends with shrek, but donkey is to ugly so he can't be one with shrek

urr look it da ugly donkey donker

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

Fluffy Donkey

Fluffy donkeys are the fluffiest of all donkeys they might also be the best-looking animal in the world. They are often mistaken for Goats. they are also used to refer to big shots (they should be) like CR7 or the GOAT MESSI but people aint that smart sometimes fluffy donkeys are the only friends you need so be a fluffy donkey.

im a fluffy donkey

by fluffy_donkey August 18, 2024

Donkey Neck Combover

When a she-male has overgrown pubes

Did you hear that jeremys mother has a donkey neck combover

by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022

Swamp donkey

A ratchet girl/woman who generally lives around Huntsville AL, that gives herself in trade for multiple things but usually illegal drugs. She is usually known for her scandalous ways and lack of morals. Unclean and looking unfortunate. Going from one guy to the next. Doing whatever for whatever.

Yesterday I saw a swamp donkey at papa David's house.

by BAMAbaby May 27, 2019