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Twat Waffle

When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.
by J-Patriot July 23, 2021
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wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain
Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.
by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023
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Waffle Maker 300

by woah 101 September 30, 2020
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Blood Waffle

A blood waffle refers to penetrating a female when she is on her period. You do not want to penetrate a female when she on her period OR ELSE... you will give her a blood waffle. Basicly, blood will come out of her vagina and will get very messy. Also you do not want to get it on clothing or the bed cause blood stains. So if you know she is on her period and want to get it on, make sure to have lots of towels ready.
I gave this chick a blood waffle last night. We were all covered in warm, wet blood after!
by toCheeka May 18, 2011
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Waffles

A set of nice ass titties behind a bikini top that barely covers them.
Yo checkout them waffles by the pool bar!!
by Ohhhohhh November 24, 2020
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Top waffle

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense
Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!
by Nwyk October 7, 2023
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Waffle scoop

When u take your poo out the toilet and clap it everywhere
Oi mate that lad done a waffle scoop the other day how dirty
by Hazza1242351 November 15, 2016
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