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Thomas

Not the brightest person in the world, stupid a lot of the time and not very likeable. He’s ignorant and a very hated person, no one likes him and he’s incapable of keeping a girl cause he looks like a damn Igor!
Friend 1: omg look at that kid

Friend 2: He so ugly he’s like a Thomas
by Delta23423 January 2, 2019
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Thomas

Your a literal nerd and you have no life+no friends
“Sir, I have the answer to question 4”

Shut the fuck up Thomas you dumb stupid nerd
by Flash man 69420 August 2, 2021
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Thomas dang

Thomas dang is such a virgin loser!
by shreksapleb December 10, 2023
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Thomas

A name that resembles a man that is soon to be trash
Thomas is here.
by Che1234 July 27, 2020
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Thomas

A creepy nonce who loves popcorn won't stop playing fortnite and loves meeting up in playground with 4 year-olds don't let your children near the small peen boy alone by the swings
What's his name

ThomasI ain't letting my kids near him
by Michael cheese December 21, 2018
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Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
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Thomas Jackson

A male who gets angry over small problems and has a fit if anyone says he’s wrong.
by Jackob May November 23, 2021
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