box o porn

That big stash of XXX rated VHS tapes and DVD's that you keep well hidden from your wife.

"If my wife ever finds that box o porn in the basement, I'm a dead man!"

by ~Sable's Seductions~ May 22, 2006

Porn Star Relationship

Masturbating to internet pornography involving only one porn star. Masturbating to any other porn star constitutes cheating.

"Are you strumming over Sasha Grey AGAIN?"

"Yeah, I'm in a porn star relationship with her and I'm not about to cheat."

by Bobby Gigi May 15, 2009

Real Estate Porn

1. Searching through exotic real estate listings as Safe-For-Work fantasizing about beautiful estates in far-away places you will never be able to afford.

2. Websites offering exotic real estate for sale.

While I was waiting for the final spreadsheet to be finished downstairs, I went to sothebysrealty.com for a dose of real estate porn.

by Barbados Ahoy! January 9, 2009

porn star boner

An almost inexplicably majorly solid erection that a guy gets once in a while. It is so hard and so major that it belongs on the body of a porn star pumped up with viagra. These boners are awesome and make guys feel real proud when they occur during sex.

"I have a MAJOR porn star boner! AWESOME!"

by Rafster April 27, 2007

Porn-Star good

Exaggerated enthusiasm or excitement with regards to an activity that maybe fulfilling in its own right.

As with all Adult moves, phony or made-up eagerness makes for better/greater sales, However, this is not to say that the activity portrayed is essentially uninteresting. So more often than not overacting and fake enthusiasm leads to greater, more rewarding experience for all concerned.

Marc discovered an exciting new trail recently on his mountain bike. The trail was full of technical portions and many excellent downhill switchbacks. He could not wait to tell Jeff, his riding buddy. This new trail is porn-star good.

by gomzee September 28, 2009

twenty porn/seven

Twenty porn/seven decribes someone who is addicted to online porn and surfs it constantly (instead of surfing twenty four/seven they are twenty porn/seven).

My roommate is online twenty porn/seven looking for guys.

by philanewbie July 12, 2010

Informative murder porn

True crime shows used primarily by middle aged couples to get aroused. This phrase was coined by South Park in the season 17 episode of the same name.

Randy:"What is Minecraft, and how do you tame a horse in it?"
Stan:"You guys don't need to be watching that stuff."
Randy:"Oh come on! You can't block your parents from watching informative murder porn!"

by Fractured but Whole October 24, 2017