Word Salad Tosser

Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.
Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!
by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024
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Word Salad Tosser

Someone who, whilst in the midst of proffering Anal fellatio, tries to speak with their partner, and, you know, carry on a conversation at the same time.
Profferer: "Murrmurrmrmurr Hmm Murr GrrM rrmm!"

Receiver: "What?"

Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"

Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"
by joeydnewyork April 10, 2024
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alex salad

a simple on the go salad , sliced lettuce, baby carrots, a slice of green pepper, a few grape tomatoes, broccoli, and some seedless grapes. easily fits in sandwich ziplock for convenient meal. salad dressing on the side optional.
"what did you have for lunch?" " I was pressed for time and made a quick alex salad."
by oh brother March 02, 2021
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Chopping the salad

It was said in the Disney original movie, The Swap; It basically means to get a haircut...

(There's a male character named Jack Malloy with long hair and his brothers keep egging him on to get a haircut...)
Hey, it's time to "chopping the salad..."

(There aren't really any examples to go off other that what was said in the movie...)
by Tazerboy_10 December 29, 2022
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Toon Salad

A plate of oven chips, traditionally accompanied by a four cheese pizza.
I'm presenting a four cheese pizza and toon salad liek. Propa posh liek, howay the lads up the toon.
by Tommiep123 September 11, 2020
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Footlong salad

Bro, that footlong salad is such a sexual thing.
by Meeef roast March 15, 2024
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anus salad

The act of making a salad but instead of using a bowl you use the man's asshole.
Yo that was a killer party last night and that anus salad was a double wide surprise.
by BigDickWizard69 September 23, 2021
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