real goals

real goals is to find a fuckbuddy

''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''

by cocksuckerlover69 February 25, 2017

the REAL kiss ur partner day

nov. 17th is the TRUE kiss ur partner day 🫶

alpha male: hey babe its november 17th *smooch*
gf: why did u kiss me
alpha male: bc its the REAL kiss ur partner day today

by dafinkey November 16, 2023

real nigga

real nigga is a tall darkskinned dude named melly

yo melly is such a real nigga ong

by 44oozies February 15, 2022

Real Friend

When a homie will do anything with you, even if it pains them, like watching movie/ tv shows they don’t enjoy, or playing god-awful shit like Red Dead Online, or eating at a restaurant they hate.

Person 1: “Tyler is a real friend.”
Person 2: “Yeah, Tyler takes hits for the homies.”
Tyler: “haha Yeah”

by CreeperMan August 6, 2019

real crazy frog hours

When a group of people listen to 90-s music for a long while on high volume with 144 p on YouTube

Guy: dude soon it's real crazy frog hours

Other guy: what are you listening to?
Guy: “vamos a la playa”

by Fat 90-s kid February 20, 2018

Real Jhone

The most Handsome man on earth

He is a Real Jhone I love him

by Sikei June 8, 2021

Real

Josiah Alexander Powell

Person 1: Ur fake smhhh
Person 2: search “real” in the urban dictionary

by Ice cream holster April 30, 2021